put your troubles aside & start living

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]


hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes



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fr4gilefuture:

lovedrugsandfakesmiles:

mamadivaa:

mamadivaa:

THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR EVER AND I WANT MY CAT TO BE A GIANT SO THAT I COULD LAY ON HIM AND BOTHER HIM AND RIDE HIM AROUND MY HOUSE.

I will reblog this every time i see it.

I need this cat

me too

fr4gilefuture:

lovedrugsandfakesmiles:

mamadivaa:

mamadivaa:

THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR EVER AND I WANT MY CAT TO BE A GIANT SO THAT I COULD LAY ON HIM AND BOTHER HIM AND RIDE HIM AROUND MY HOUSE.

I will reblog this every time i see it.

I need this cat

me too


deatheatrs:

introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck


liftedandgiftedd:

me no matter how old I get

liftedandgiftedd:

me no matter how old I get


acetaildog:

I found this copy of you got served the other day and decided to have a little fun with my family. 


Leonardo DiCaprio is full of your shit, Academy.


"My imagination tells lies, too."  - Virginia Woolf, from Selected Diaries (via arabarabarab)


tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

image


abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese


dogapult:

the pact has been made.

dogapult:

the pact has been made.


hungarian:

*touches textbook*

*absorbs knowledge*


nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)